Crazy Celebrity: The one with Gisele

Not only is Gisele Bundchen crazy, i am also convinced that she is an alien.

I've always suspected that she's not from here. She has a perfect body that appeals to all men. Breasts, butt, long legs, gorgeous hair, flat tummy, pretty face... Too good to be human. Her physique points to the fact that she was meticulously engineered in outerspace.

Recently she gave birth to a baby boy via water birth, and she claims that it wasn't painful at all! Did u know that painless birth is an extraterrestrial power only aliens possess so they can multiply abundantly and take over earth?

I know what's coming next. In 2 weeks she'll be walking down the Victoria Secrets Runway in lacy lingerie looking all fabulous, like it all never happened. Damn u aliens!

Ahya, You dunno la

Remember the year when brit rock ruled? Oasis, Blur, Pulp, Suede all came out at almost the same time. The younger me was happily bopping to 98.7 fm and i 'wooed' when "What's the story morning glory" came on the radio. My brother who is 7 yrs older asked me wht the deal was with the whiney buggers. I was like, ' ahya, you dunno la!".

Then i turned 18, my mother asked me why i had 10 different coloured hairclips pinned to my short crop hair. My answer was straight and simple, "ahya, you dunno la".

"Ahya, you dunno la" was my favourite angsty youth catch phrase. My badge of honour for being young and appreciative of wht's in and hawt (see, paris taught me new spelling).

However, i always knew that one day age will catch up . At some point in the near future i will fail to reinvent myself and resent the way things have become. I will hold on to my youth the same way my mother only listens to Teresa Teng songs.

I didn't know the day would come so soon. So pls pardon me if you're a teenager reading this and u think "ahya, you dunno la" cos nobody "ahya, you dunno la" me you understand?

You know whts worse than chinese new year carols?

It goes something like this:
过新年，umps umps umps 过新年, umps umps 咚咚唱, diu diu diu diu. (a rendition of techno infused chinese new yr carol i heard earlier at the shopping mall).

What the #*%&...

Happy monday!

I love mondays cos tts when my part time ayi comes in. Haha!

Here's one of T enjoying/devouring his new telephone. He goes 'kekeke' when he hears the engaged 'dududu' tone.

Bye Conan

I know this is old news, but can i just lament again that NBC has cut The Tonight's Show with Conan O'Brien, and reinstated Jay Leno. Oh what fuckery is this!! There goes our favourite pastime. Read his statement here.

Let's Seafood!

Finally a post not related to babies, much to the relief of non-mother readers whom i'm sure are dwindling by now. If u're not a mom n u're still reading, thks for hanging around.

Anyway Let's Seafood is a new restaurant at sanlitun, opened by the owners of Let's Burger. Surprise surprise, their menu has a pretty wide selection of seafood including seawater fish, which are hard to find in Beijing.

To get an idea of how good they are, i had to try the boringest thing on the menu, fish n chips. I much prefer crumbs to batter anyday so this was a fail for me. I'm also actually not a fan of fish and chips so i don't know why i ordered it, must be the residual pregnancy cravings.

Mountain man ordered fried mullet (whole fish) which was actually pretty yummy! And I also did like the free selection of pestos on the side.

I won't rule out this resto yet. I'll be back for more soon!

Note to self: Don't order the fish and chips ever again.

Routine training: day 4

Last night the repeated wakings didnt happen. Suspect that his blocked nose was the culprit the day before.
In fact he was so angelic, we put him in his cot at bedtime, he aaah aaah cooo cooo and slept on his own.

today's nap 1 didnt go as well because i was complacent. I didnt care about his rousings as much and he woke up after 40min. Spent the next hr trying to put him back to sleep.

Lesson learnt: never let ur guard down during routine training! The sleeping cadet is not ready to sleep through war yet!

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Routine training: nap 1 day 3

The going down for nap involved abit of crying, but the last 90minutes were relatively peaceful. Had to pat a couple of times at the 40th minute so he could go into the next sleep cycle, but no need to pick up. I am cutting short his naps to 1,5 hrs, if not night time cannot sleep!